Fastest Car In The Midwest

So, you’re All-Pro running back Adrian Peterson driving your BMW. Do you think driving 109 mph in a 55 mph zone is a good idea? Didn’t think so. Peterson was nabbed for speeding last Saturday in a Minneapolis suburb after hitting 109 on the radar. Laws in Minnesota call for someone to lose their license [...]

Two Minute Warning – Everybody Hurts Sometime

Bare with me through our latest voyage. Thanks to the Phils’ World Series loss, I’m in a bit of an ornery mood these days. My email box and Facebook account has been swamped with arrogant and cocksure emails from Yankee fans celebrating title 27. Most of which I can’t even put in print.
On Thursday, I [...]

Video of the Day: William Gay Meets Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson is a machine.

Packers/Vikings MNF Live Blog – Apocalypse Now Part I

The time has come for Green Bay to face the Chairman of the Board…Mr. Wrangler…the Gunslinger…King of the Living Room…King of the Red Zone… and King of the Offseason Retirement…Minnesota’s new lord and savior, Brett Lorenzo Favre. Sit back with a bratwurst and in the words of The Cars, let the good times roll.

Two Minute Warning: Jacksonville, Randy Newman, and You

While speaking with fellow football fan Andy Goldstein, we both decided that the NFL is in need of change. No, we don’t mean changing rules that give even more advantages to quarterbacks and receivers. Yes, Bill Polian, I’m pointing at you. In this new age of economic suffering and blackouts, it’s time we start to [...]

Two Minute Warning: So, Tonight We’re Going To Party Like It’s 1999

Ten years ago, I was a naïve 20 year old college student on the road to…well, at the time I had little idea. However,during this year I got a first hand introduction to two of the most destructive forces in football…Peyton Manning and the Mount Union College Purple Raiders.
The latter is obviously the lesser known [...]

Two Minute Warning: From Foxborough, With Love

Earlier this week, I discovered one of my friends, who is a big Carolina Panthers fan, made her way down to Charlotte, North Carolina to watch Eagles/Panthers. Prior to Sunday, the last Panther game she attended? That’s right, the 2008 NFC Divisional playoff game versus Arizona.

Two Minute Warning: Dear Summer, Go Away

I live in New Jersey and frequent the Jersey Shore with the consistency of Jake Delhomme’s quarterbacking. While I enjoy many of the perks of the summer, lighter workload, good scenery, vacation, etc., this is THE time of the year.
I’m already over the summer being over. In fact, my timeline every year [...]